Favourite Lines From Stand-up Comedians

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Favourite Lines From Stand-up Comedians

Post by The Dark Something or other » Mon Aug 27, 2018 5:19 pm

"It's not gay if you're bumming them. It's not gay if you don't push back. It's definitely not gay if you beat 'em up afterwards"
-- Jimmy Carr

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Re: Favourite Lines From Stand-up Comedians

Post by Reyazul » Mon Aug 27, 2018 10:36 pm

Welsh "I hope you catch genital warts you slut!!!!"
Dark "Now we know that Steph swallows, not spits."
Cars "I wouldn't do *anything*. I wouldn't rape someone or kill a bear."

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Post by The Dark Something or other » Tue Aug 28, 2018 4:30 pm

^True. Altho, weirdly, in my house, **I** am the one who puts the seats back down, and my missus is the one who leaves it up. WTF!?

Jimmy Carr again:

"Today I became a proud father. Not what you think: he's four years old, but he was a boring little cunt before now"

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