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Right so, long story short...

Postby Reyazul » Fri Jun 16, 2017 3:36 am

Had a few too many drinks at the bar tonight, but I still drove home safely in one piece. Achievement unlocked?

More importantly, met some very cute British girls at the bar! Including one fine blonde from the Manchester area who seemed very into me! I know you all are so heavuly invested in mylvoe life so stay tuned on Satrday evening as I perhaps have a chance to go in for the kill so to speak! Thank god for excellent wingmen who are able and willing to help a brother in need!

Should be a fine weekend no matter what the utcome! :mrgreen:
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Re: Right so, long story short...

Postby Grammar Nazi » Fri Jun 16, 2017 6:02 pm

Yes Rey, well done for driving when drunk. What a guy :roll: :roll:

And whereabouts in Manchester? I'll put in a good word for you (and not in a cockblocker way at all nope not me :twisted: ).

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Re: Right so, long story short...

Postby Reyazul » Fri Jun 16, 2017 7:25 pm

Grammar Nazi wrote:Yes Rey, well done for driving when drunk. What a guy :roll: :roll:

And whereabouts in Manchester? I'll put in a good word for you (and not in a cockblocker way at all nope not me :twisted: ).


Had I been drunk I wouldn't have dared; this was mere tipsiness. ;)

Didn't get into too many details beyond the fact that she's from there; but England is so tiny that I'm sure you've met her many times by now. She'll be the one drinking the cheap American beer.
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Re: Right so, long story short...

Postby Reyazul » Sun Jun 18, 2017 2:31 am

She was married.

Time to listen to Morrissey and wallow in self-pity.
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Re: Right so, long story short...

Postby Reyazul » Mon Jun 19, 2017 12:38 am

Wahey! Found somebody new and set up a promising date later this week.

We'll just chalk up Little Miss Taken as a practice round.
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Re: Right so, long story short...

Postby KiLL HAnnAH » Mon Jun 19, 2017 8:12 am

Seems like your worries about finding it hard to get a date were overblown. :mrgreen:

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Re: Right so, long story short...

Postby Reyazul » Mon Jun 19, 2017 4:23 pm

KiLL HAnnAH wrote:Seems like your worries about finding it hard to get a date were overblown. :mrgreen:


Oh no, this was just a rare case of good luck. It took a two-month dry spell and getting shot down by blondie to get to this point. Lord knows how long it'll be if this one doesn't amount to anything... :P
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Re: Right so, long story short...

Postby Reyazul » Tue Jun 20, 2017 12:26 am

...And she flaked on me. Fuck women, I give up.
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Re: Right so, long story short...

Postby Grammar Nazi » Tue Jun 20, 2017 8:28 pm

Reyazul wrote:...And she flaked on me. Fuck women, I give up.


Sounds like you are misinterpreting signals. And what the hell does 'flaked' mean? Also, make a diary ya muppet.

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Re: Right so, long story short...

Postby Reyazul » Tue Jun 20, 2017 9:11 pm

Grammar Nazi wrote:
Reyazul wrote:...And she flaked on me. Fuck women, I give up.


Sounds like you are misinterpreting signals. And what the hell does 'flaked' mean? Also, make a diary ya muppet.


No, this was Tinder, where you are only allowed to contact someone if both parties "swipe right" on each others' pictures to show mutual interest. We had a pleasant introduction, set up a date, and exchanged numbers. Then the next day she ignores my text message and "unmatches" me from the app, not an explanation to be found (though I can guess), not even the courtesy of canceling the date.

And that is what "flaking" is-- making plans with somebody, and then ditching said plans soon after.

As for blondie from before...I may have misinterpreted signals from her, but it seems awfully strange to me to engage with the opposite sex one-on-one and buy them drinks if you're *not* flirting with them...perhaps things are just a little backward in England.

I've decided to go out on Friday anyway to the place where Girl #2 and I had agreed to meet, as it's a karaoke bar and I haven't done that in a few months now. Fuck that slag, I'm going to have a good time anyway.
Welsh "I hope you catch genital warts you slut!!!!"
Dark "Now we know that Steph swallows, not spits."
Cars "I wouldn't do *anything*. I wouldn't rape someone or kill a bear."


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