IF PEOPLE CAN FAKE THEIR DEATHS, COULD I FAKE MY BIRTH..

[Kitty Glitter]

...CERTIFICATE.

I don't feel like my age! I feel so unprepared I need a shady guy to rewind me a few years.

[Reyazul]

...CERTIFICATE.

I don't feel like my age! I feel so unprepared I need a shady guy to rewind me a few years.

You certainly smell like your age. What do you say to that?

[Kitty Glitter]

...CERTIFICATE.

I don't feel like my age! I feel so unprepared I need a shady guy to rewind me a few years.

You certainly smell like your age. What do you say to that?

What should I smell like now?

[Reyazul]

...CERTIFICATE.

I don't feel like my age! I feel so unprepared I need a shady guy to rewind me a few years.

You certainly smell like your age. What do you say to that?

What should I smell like now?

Sandalwood with a hint of rosemary.

[Grammar Nazi]

Just pretend?

[Kitty Glitter]

Just pretend?

I can't pretend hard enough. I want a new identity entirely ala faking deaths, bribing shady coroners in foreign countries, fake death certificates, student loans being erased. that kind of thing. then i want a younger me to emerge from the ashes of identifying documents with a clean history! come on tony! get with the times

[Grammar Nazi]

Just pretend?

I can't pretend hard enough. I want a new identity entirely ala faking deaths, bribing shady coroners in foreign countries, fake death certificates, student loans being erased. that kind of thing. then i want a younger me to emerge from the ashes of identifying documents with a clean history! come on tony! get with the times

Would you like your eyes sucked out by a goat and replaced with some hot toffee apples?

[Kitty Glitter]

Just pretend?

I can't pretend hard enough. I want a new identity entirely ala faking deaths, bribing shady coroners in foreign countries, fake death certificates, student loans being erased. that kind of thing. then i want a younger me to emerge from the ashes of identifying documents with a clean history! come on tony! get with the times

Would you like your eyes sucked out by a goat and replaced with some hot toffee apples?

Only if you and the goat nibbled on them after.

[Grammar Nazi]

I can't pretend hard enough. I want a new identity entirely ala faking deaths, bribing shady coroners in foreign countries, fake death certificates, student loans being erased. that kind of thing. then i want a younger me to emerge from the ashes of identifying documents with a clean history! come on tony! get with the times

Would you like your eyes sucked out by a goat and replaced with some hot toffee apples?

Only if you and the goat nibbled on them after.

By all means. I shall also put some live scampi in my britches.

[Kitty Glitter]

Would you like your eyes sucked out by a goat and replaced with some hot toffee apples?

Only if you and the goat nibbled on them after.

By all means. I shall also put some live scampi in my britches.

LOL are the prawns for scale?