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IF PEOPLE CAN FAKE THEIR DEATHS, COULD I FAKE MY BIRTH..

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 3:59 am
by Kitty Glitter
...CERTIFICATE.

:evil: I don't feel like my age! :oops: I feel so unprepared :lol: I need a shady guy to rewind me a few years.

Re: IF PEOPLE CAN FAKE THEIR DEATHS, COULD I FAKE MY BIRTH..

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 10:25 am
by Reyazul
Kitty Glitter wrote:
Fri Jan 18, 2019 3:59 am
...CERTIFICATE.

:evil: I don't feel like my age! :oops: I feel so unprepared :lol: I need a shady guy to rewind me a few years.
You certainly smell like your age. What do you say to that?

Re: IF PEOPLE CAN FAKE THEIR DEATHS, COULD I FAKE MY BIRTH..

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2019 3:58 am
by Kitty Glitter
Reyazul wrote:
Fri Jan 18, 2019 10:25 am
Kitty Glitter wrote:
Fri Jan 18, 2019 3:59 am
...CERTIFICATE.

:evil: I don't feel like my age! :oops: I feel so unprepared :lol: I need a shady guy to rewind me a few years.
You certainly smell like your age. What do you say to that?
What should I smell like now? :roll:

Re: IF PEOPLE CAN FAKE THEIR DEATHS, COULD I FAKE MY BIRTH..

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2019 9:20 am
by Reyazul
Kitty Glitter wrote:
Wed Jan 23, 2019 3:58 am
Reyazul wrote:
Fri Jan 18, 2019 10:25 am
Kitty Glitter wrote:
Fri Jan 18, 2019 3:59 am
...CERTIFICATE.

:evil: I don't feel like my age! :oops: I feel so unprepared :lol: I need a shady guy to rewind me a few years.
You certainly smell like your age. What do you say to that?
What should I smell like now? :roll:
Sandalwood with a hint of rosemary.

Re: IF PEOPLE CAN FAKE THEIR DEATHS, COULD I FAKE MY BIRTH..

Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2019 10:28 pm
by Grammar Nazi
Just pretend?

Re: IF PEOPLE CAN FAKE THEIR DEATHS, COULD I FAKE MY BIRTH..

Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2019 4:07 am
by Kitty Glitter
Grammar Nazi wrote:
Sat Mar 02, 2019 10:28 pm
Just pretend?
I can't pretend hard enough. I want a new identity entirely ala faking deaths, bribing shady coroners in foreign countries, fake death certificates, student loans being erased. that kind of thing. then i want a younger me to emerge from the ashes of identifying documents with a clean history! come on tony! get with the times

Re: IF PEOPLE CAN FAKE THEIR DEATHS, COULD I FAKE MY BIRTH..

Posted: Fri May 03, 2019 11:42 am
by Grammar Nazi
Kitty Glitter wrote:
Sat Apr 20, 2019 4:07 am
Grammar Nazi wrote:
Sat Mar 02, 2019 10:28 pm
Just pretend?
I can't pretend hard enough. I want a new identity entirely ala faking deaths, bribing shady coroners in foreign countries, fake death certificates, student loans being erased. that kind of thing. then i want a younger me to emerge from the ashes of identifying documents with a clean history! come on tony! get with the times
Would you like your eyes sucked out by a goat and replaced with some hot toffee apples?

Re: IF PEOPLE CAN FAKE THEIR DEATHS, COULD I FAKE MY BIRTH..

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 5:40 am
by Kitty Glitter
Grammar Nazi wrote:
Fri May 03, 2019 11:42 am
Kitty Glitter wrote:
Sat Apr 20, 2019 4:07 am
Grammar Nazi wrote:
Sat Mar 02, 2019 10:28 pm
Just pretend?
I can't pretend hard enough. I want a new identity entirely ala faking deaths, bribing shady coroners in foreign countries, fake death certificates, student loans being erased. that kind of thing. then i want a younger me to emerge from the ashes of identifying documents with a clean history! come on tony! get with the times
Would you like your eyes sucked out by a goat and replaced with some hot toffee apples?
Only if you and the goat nibbled on them after.

Re: IF PEOPLE CAN FAKE THEIR DEATHS, COULD I FAKE MY BIRTH..

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 10:36 pm
by Grammar Nazi
Kitty Glitter wrote:
Thu Jun 06, 2019 5:40 am
Grammar Nazi wrote:
Fri May 03, 2019 11:42 am
Kitty Glitter wrote:
Sat Apr 20, 2019 4:07 am


I can't pretend hard enough. I want a new identity entirely ala faking deaths, bribing shady coroners in foreign countries, fake death certificates, student loans being erased. that kind of thing. then i want a younger me to emerge from the ashes of identifying documents with a clean history! come on tony! get with the times
Would you like your eyes sucked out by a goat and replaced with some hot toffee apples?
Only if you and the goat nibbled on them after.
By all means. I shall also put some live scampi in my britches.