Reyazul's Diary of Randomness, Volume XVIII

[The Dark Something or other]

Mate, if this nonsense goes on much longer, I'm going to reassert my ancient right, as a protestant (yeah, I'll reconvert) to keep and bear arms, as recognised by the English Bill of Rights, and I will just go on a madness.

[Reyazul]

Mate, if this nonsense goes on much longer, I'm going to reassert my ancient right, as a protestant (yeah, I'll reconvert) to keep and bear arms, as recognised by the English Bill of Rights, and I will just go on a madness.

You can't. Guns are illegal now. You'll have to invoke your right to go on a knife-slashing rampage. Or, dare I say it, a maniacal drive through a public area in a white delivery truck.

[The Dark Something or other]

Mate, if this nonsense goes on much longer, I'm going to reassert my ancient right, as a protestant (yeah, I'll reconvert) to keep and bear arms, as recognised by the English Bill of Rights, and I will just go on a madness.

You can't. Guns are illegal now. You'll have to invoke your right to go on a knife-slashing rampage. Or, dare I say it, a maniacal drive through a public area in a white delivery truck.

I'm on it.